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Because Science is Sweet

In Yoko Dissociate on April 23, 2009 at 8:09 pm

In my effort to procrastinate less, I somehow failed hard. Again. Here’s how.

The site’s operator, the brill Andre Michelle, calls this a “Simple sinewave synthesizer triggered by an ordinary 16step sequencer,” but I don’t speak gibberish. But I heart this and you will too.

Try not to spend an hour recreating the beats of Postal Service songs

Try not to spend an hour recreating the beats of Postal Service songs

By the way, remember Minority Report? Watch this vid and prepare your brain for ‘splosion.

Interactive Museum from Nicolas Loeillot on Vimeo.


Google: “Gay Stephen Colbert”

In Yoko Dissociate on April 18, 2009 at 8:32 pm


For years its been apparent to me, and I thought EVERYONE, that Stephen Colbert (Colb[air] the character, not Colb[ert] the actor/comedian) is as gay as a Republican Congressman. The veil is so thin. That closet door is made of stunt glass.


Stephen ColberT, the actor, is presumably hetero, and married to the HILARIOUSLY named Evelyn McGee-Colbert. For real. Stephen Colbert, the fictionalized anchor of The Colbert Report, makes at least one straight-faced gay joke a night, almost always aimed at himself.

And, I’m dying to write about it, but its pretty much can’t-to-do since I seem to be the only person on teh internets to notice!  That means there’s no array of video clips on Youtube, and no previous press to get me started (notice the lack of both content and hyperlinks so far).

As usual, we’ve got another case of America seeing only what it wants to see, so the frat-tastic twenty-somethings that make up the show’s audience can watch and laugh and pat themselves on the butt for making fun of queers too. Hurray.

Unfortunately, I utterly FAIL at video editing, so combing through past Colbert Reports myself for proof myself is a non-option.

All I can do is put the thought into your heads, because Now that you know, you can’t… um… un-know.


* You can help Yoko out by submitting real evidence to yokojeru@gmail.com.

The Chief

UPDATE: How did we find anything before teh internets? Some kind soul donated the following video from the 2007 GLAAD Awards.

Uploaded by MsInterpreted


In Yoko Dissociate on April 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm


There’s only a handful of things everyone here enjoys, like not blogging on time, internet piracy and comic books.

So when X-Men Origins: Wolverine leaked online a couple weeks ago it was SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. There’s some sort of unspoken agreement not to review the movie in the blogosphere. Or there was anyway. ‘Parently, bloggers who’s entire mojo is built around stealing media from half the internet and showing it to the other half, draws the line at movie piracy. Whatthefuckev.

This isn’t a review of the picture, which may or may not have been entertaining but kinda pointless.

5 Reasons You Should Download The Workprint Whether You Were Ever Going to Pay To See It Or Not

1)Workprint are fun. You forget the picture isn’t finished for a while then the falling hero lands in a padded green-screen movie set. And that rox!

2)a FOX News blogger got canned for reviewing this workprint so I’m doing this at great professional risk

3)FOX took one look at the workprint and set it back for million$ worth of changes. Consider it a behind the scenes look at the movie bizz.

4)You don’t want to wait till May anyway.

5)I know the poster says “April 29th” but it also says “cinemas” because its foriegn

Happy viewing!

by Yoko Dissociate