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Under Construction

In The Chief on March 20, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Like our little town, this blog is currently under construction.

Over the next week, I will be in congress with our colorful company of contributors concerning the development of CoMoDiss launch content.

As the staff here is composed almost entirely of talentless, culturally dispossessed ex-dropouts too lazy and incoherent to hold down proper writing gigs, I feel it only responsible to brief you as to what you should expect.They will show you pictures and tell you what to like. Hey will attempt to make things “hip” by showing you amateur original or plagiarized pictures and telling you begging for your consideration. Their manipulations will not be subtle.They will tell you insignificant details about their daily lives through incompetent prose. They will do this under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

They will force you to read what they do. They will force you to read word like “leik,” “lol,” “radicool,” and “interwebs.” There is nothing good about they do. Rest assured. Someone at this office is working. Someone in this office is a professional. You have my word that I personally pound their irrelevant submissions into material worthy of your time with my own two fists.

Sincerely,

The Chief.

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  1. You may have the fist-pounding covered, but you definitely haven’t hired a copy editor yet. May I volunteer myself?

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